Amanda's Opening Statement

[Amanda Kimmel]

Well, y'all, I made it! But of course everyone knew I would...I'm just that friggin' amazing! <3 Well, I'd just like to say that I got through SO much adversity to be here! All these people were so jealous of me through out the whole game. I mean, I know they all wanna be me, but you just can't act all jealous like that! I have seriously never in my life met a more jealous group of people...Well, that's my opening statement, although you all already know it's true...You should vote for me because I'm perfect and perfect people always win because they're like...perfect! If I don't win, y'all need to go to therapy and actually get some brains! Now, you should all worship me before you ask me questions...

And the final thing I'm gonna say is:
The consensus here is that people just couldn't take my kindness...

Love,
Absolutely Amazing Angel Amanda <3